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a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me:

    *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*

  • classmate:

    wait, what's polyamory?

  • me:

    well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

  • professor:

    *overhears from front of class*

  • professor:

    that is d i s g u s t i n g

  • me:

    *defensively* um, actually, no it's--

  • professor:

    how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

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  • professor:

    it should be polyerosy

arendelle-racer:

ehcouldbecooler:

when people praise Rapunzel and Anna for being Disney’s first “relatable, clumsy, awkward” princesses I can’t help but feel kind of frustrated because

Mulan

YES YES YES BECAUSE NOT ONLY WAS MULAN KICK ASS BUT SHE WAS AKWARD AND CLUMSY AND NEVER ON TIME AND SILLY AND I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PORTRAY MULAN AS THE “SERIOUS MATURE WARRIOR” BECAUSE NO SHE’S A DORK LIKE PUNZIE AND ANNA THANK YOU

It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue;
but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord
the prologue. If it be true that good wine needs
no bush, ‘tis true that a good play needs no
epilogue; yet to good wine they do use good bushes,
and good plays prove the better by the help of good
epilogues. What a case am I in then, that am
neither a good epilogue nor cannot insinuate with
you in the behalf of a good play!
Rosalind (As You Like It, Act V scene iv)

(Source: dailyshakespeare)

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